I hate working Sunday lunches. It's busy as hell and people give shitty tips. And, of course, TODAY I started my period in the middle of our worst rush. James stops me on the way to put a tampon in saying "You can't go to the bathroom right now!" And I say "Oh yes I can." And he goes "Excuse me?" And I say, "Look, James, I don't want to be crude, but I started my period about 20 minutes ago and am now bleeding all over the place and if I DON'T go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW I am a walking health hazard and it's YOUR FAULT." He just sort of blinked at me and goes "Um, OK, you want me to take bread to table 53?" *giggle* Don't you love wielding womanly power sometimes? RAWWWR!

In interesting news, I'm REALLY glad I didn't go over to O'Charley's with Jen and Jenny last night. Cause I would've been up till 5 am patching up Tom and Summey. Apparently they were just sitting there around 1 am and these 5 guys, only 1 of which they knew, just jumped Tom in the middle of the bar. And I mean JUMPED. They like pounded his fucking head into the wall and shit. Apparently his eye is the size of a baseball, he has cuts all over his face, a concussion, and a busted lip. Not cool. The girls don't know what he did to provoke it, but knowing him he was running his mouth about something. For somebody who runs his mouth like that he needs to learn how to defend himself. Either that or he just needs to learn when to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thank God Summey was there, though, b/c he held off like 3 or 4 of them. He came into work today and just had kind of a swollen lip. Heheh, Itold him nobody'd notice; he just has a Elvis pouty thing goin on this week. I'm so considerate! But yeah. *sigh* Did I mention men are retarded? Because, um, yeah, they are.

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Groovy. I was not aware of that.

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Recommend to Me:
1. A Movie
2. A Book
3. A musical artist, song, or album.
4. An LJ user not on my friends list.
5. Something to do in the next two months; something daring or adventuresome.

And before I go, I think I'll let you all observe the object of Thursday's drama.

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As I'm reminding myself constantly, sure he's cute, but nothing to freak out about, right? Or wrong?........*head explodes into thousands of tiny pieces*